Why was the kindergarten teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students!.
What is a witch’s favorite class?… Spelling ( Is Spelling Important? phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid).
Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!.
What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school.
What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! ( Great Lessons for Psychology and U.S.
( 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Clean Prom Jokes)
What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden.
Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend! ( Clean Prom Jokes & Zombie Jokes).
Why are fish so smart?… They live in schools! ( 180 School Jokes & Fish Jokes).
How do you get a tissue to dance?… You put a little boogie into it.
What makes a Cyclops such an effective kindergarten teacher?… He has only one pupil.
Why did the kindergartener bring a spoon to his first day of school?… He thought it was sundae school.
Mom: Why is that? Son: Our teacher doesn’t know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers.
Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school.
Which grade school children have the greenest thumbs?… The kindergardeners.
What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9.
( 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Bat Jokes)
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT.
“Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” she asked. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots.
With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his.
Teacher: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a kindergarten student?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z.
180 School Jokes: Start Your Day with a Smile.
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